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This is Awdvocato! And I am doing r/eyebleach today!
Heeheee.... happy little pig!
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"I'll be a handful someday, only a fingerful for now."
Oh my God~!
Look at how tiny it is!!
Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
That thing is so tiny... where are its ears? Why are its ears so small?
That thing is crazy! It's obviously a cat, right?
It has to be.
Oh my God.
That's adorable. I want one!
"Misty as an 11 week old kitten."
(more giggles) Blep.
Oh, it looks kinda artistic when it's all in like this. Like, I know that's just not great graphics, but like it looks like a-a painting almost?
It's really cool.
"If I fits, I sits." (Reddit link)
You call that sitting?
That's not sitting!
What are you doing?
He looks surprised, like what am I doing in this box?
Or maybe it's surprised you caught him in the box, like I wasn't doing nothing!
I'm just gonna mail myself to Zimbabwe.
"Apollo really likes bags." (Reddit link)
What is it doing?
You went inside the bag, but also through the handle.
It's all like, what?
"Hide your gloves, we have a thief!" (Reddit link)
My cat is a thief. Please take these items if they are yours.
How does he steal the gloves?
Where does he take them?
There's like, some of them are singles and some of 'em are pairs. (laughs) Jeez!
"Poor guy didn't want to be caught. Look at its tiny claws!" (Reddit link)
Maybe it didn't wanna be caught, but I think it's probably gonna get a-a better home wherever it was at.
Looks like rescue work.
Super freaked out.
"Fighting- dot dot dot...dot dot." (Reddit link)
Whaddya doin' little guy?!
Oh my God, look at that butt! Look at that butt, that tail is just like wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle! (giggles)
What are you doing?!
Why do you wanna get up there. Oh my God it did it!
How did it do that?!
That was amazing!
For the last little bit it was just like, *bloop*!
Like, all this struggling and then *bloop* it just finally gets up there!
Oh my God it's so adorable.
That little ball of fluff!
"Standing proud." (Reddit link)
That's really neat.
I mean, it's just a lighting effect on-on the cat's paws, but that's still really neat.
It's pretty. I like it.
"Kitten drinking from a bottle." (Reddit link)
Aww~ that is a tiny kitten.
Too tiny to be separated from its mother, so something musta happened.
Glad somebody's taking care of it, though.
"Freya, the kitten I found and hand raised, just turned 13 weeks old today and still has the derpiest stare." (Reddit link)
Wow, it was-it was-it was blue-eyed and now it's hazel-eyed. well, or green, I can't-can't tell which.
But, yeah, that is still the derpiest stare ever!
Oh my God. (chuckle)
I love it though, it's amazing.
"Huge dandelion." (Reddit link)
That is some THICCCC thick goin' on here!
It's-it's just, I don't even know, man! That is amazing.
How did it get up there, it's so big!
"After a long day of struggling with the backyard lights, I needed to relax. Mom knew what the trick was!" (Reddit link)
This poor thing.
Oh, look at that thing!
Oh it's so tired!
Yeah, a day at the beach. So relaxing! (laughs)
I think it's just about being on the boardwalk at that point.
"He is really in love with UPS, man." (Reddit link)
Whatcha doin', buddy?
Wow, that is snowy!
Where ya goin'-
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Why did you let him out there?
Oh, I guess he knows 'im. Ok.
Oh~ that's why. That's what's going on.
He gets a treat! (laughs)
"A majestic cross fox." (Reddit link)
Woah~! That...is... (mumbles) majestic right there!
I feel like it's one of those, uh, those-those dark Eevees. I don't remember what the dark eevee's called.
But, yeah- it's like a cross between eevee and the dark eevee.
Dark Firefox! (laughs)
"Puppy catches a small rabbit." (Reddit link)
Oo-oh my God this little bunny is killing me!
Oh my God!
(bunch of giggles)
I am a little worried, cuz like, does it know that they're playing? Are they playing?
It could be really scared...
I don't know, it's hard to tell. I don't think it is, though.
I feel like if it was really scared, it wouldn't make those stops.
I'm loving how- where is it? I gotta get-
It has eyelashes, like...
I think- I think that that black part is actually its fur, but it like looks like it has-
Like, fake plastic eyelashes on, and it's amazing looking.
I've never seen that before. This is really cool.
"Aww, yes, tummy rubs!" (Reddit link)
Boy, that's almost a chest rub. That thing is huuuge!
He's having some fun there, though.
Is that a bison?
"Disney princess level 1000." (Reddit link)
That is awesome!
Let me know your secret, lady!
I wanna get birdies on my hand!
And squirrels all over!
Guess you just gotta know what to feed 'em...?
"The cutest pupper I've ever seen." (Reddit link)
Oh my God, that looks like a stuffed animal.
But, also real.
It is really cute, though.
It's super cute.
But, also looks like a stuffed animal. I love- I love that.
"Mommy cat introduces new kitten to doggie friend." (Reddit link)
This is my thing. I made this.
I made this.
This is my friend.
He's all sniffing it, and he's like...
-we all love each other here. Aand, it's fine. Everything is fine.
And the top one- "It-it was meme cat's (Smudge) birthday yesterday." (Reddit link)
Oh~! It's that cat?
Um, I think-
As-as far as yesterday, they might've meant, um-
Um...May 31st, I guess?
I'm not-I'm not sure. May 31st or June 1st.
But that's really cool!
(laughs) And that cake! (continued laughter)
He's all like what the hell is going on with this cake?
I hope that that was a-a cat friendly cake and not, like a people cake.
Cuz, you know, it's his birthday, he deserves a cat friendly cake.
Alright, that's it! That was r/eyebleach. And, do your likey-subscribey-whatevery stuff. You know the drill
And...I hope you guys found some smiles, I hope that, uh, if you were having some bad vibes going on, that it has been eyebleached away, and I'll see you guys in the next video!
Love y'all, and peace!
Just an odd, awe-inspired, avocado advocate (not necessarily advocating avocados, though!) with a mission to put more joy into the world.